There's an old man walking along the street at two in the morning.
He's stumbling a bit and holding a glass. So the police stop him and ask him where he's going.
'To a lecture.'
'At two in the morning?' asks the policeman. 'What's the lecture on?'
'Smoking and drinking,' the old man says.
'Who's giving it?
'My wife.'
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