Don't believe evrything you read...

[NomoneyNohoney]

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/police-a ... -vicarage/

Not to be confused with:

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/police-tanks-resorts/

[XFool]

Country folk furious as EU bans straw sucking

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/straw-sucking/

It’s been a simple pleasure for country folk for hundreds of years, but now a ridiculous EU ruling has banned straw sucking.

"Generations of yokels, farmers and village idiots have wandered about with a piece of wheat or barley in their mouths without coming to any harm.

But now meddling Brussels bureaucrats fear pesticides used on modern-day crops could cause harm if straw is sucked upon."

Probably see it in the Daily Mail next week!

"SUFFOLK GAZETTE
YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP"

I think you could...