Aged humour

[Leothebear]

Sometimes I walk through a retired community. In one of the tiny gardens the elderly occupant keeps a small noticeboard, on which they write one line pearls of wit or humour. Today's offering was:
"Before the invention of the crowbar, crows used to drink at home."

[Dicky99]

I will look forward to your regular updates

[Mike4]

I will look forward to your regular updates

I sometimes wonder what the best thing was, before sliced bread was invented.

[Mike4]

More aged humour:

"As I get older, I find need only three shops. Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just specs and drugs and sausage rolls."

~ Unknown ~

Credit the Dollis Hill underground station service information board, 25/9/2020.

[Watis]

I will look forward to your regular updates

I sometimes wonder what the best thing was, before sliced bread was invented.

I asked my father this some years ago. His reply: "milk in bottles".

Watis

[scrumpyjack]

Road sign going south from London said "Dover for the continent" - someone had added "Eastbourne for the incontinent"

[Mike4]

I sometimes wonder what the best thing was, before sliced bread was invented.

I asked my father this some years ago. His reply: "milk in bottles".

Watis

Can you ask him what we went back to before the invention of the drawing board, please?

Much obliged....