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Mowgli

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Postby brightncheerful » July 20th, 2023, 7:51 pm

After cutting my female neighbour's grass, she knocked on my door and said "Thank you, I could marry you!"

What's the world coming to, you do something nice, and they threaten to mess your life up beyond belief?

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Postby stewamax » July 26th, 2023, 12:33 pm

You should have immediately countered with "Would you like a little bit of plumbing" and see if you had your face slapped.


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