White Horse

[brightncheerful]

A white horse goes into 'The White Horse' pub.
"Our pub's named after you" says the Landlord.
"What," says the horse "your pub's called 'Trevor'?"

[Mike4]

When I was at skool the joke went like this...

A white horse goes into a pub and asks for a double whisky.

The barman asks "What brand would you like? We have Johnnie Walker, Grants, Bells, Teachers, and we even have a whisky named after you!"

The white horse says "What? You have a whisky called 'Eric'?!"

[Newroad]

Hi Brightncheerful.

A perhaps more accurate response would be

"What," says the horse "your pub's called 'Richard'?"

But perhaps that has cryptic elements.

Regards, Newroad

[servodude]

Not one of them opened with "why the long face?"?

[DrFfybes]

A bear follows him in,
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.lager please?".

Barman says "Why the big pause?"