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Postby Sutch » September 11th, 2023, 4:39 pm

Years ago a convicted murderer was due to be guillotined so they tied his hands behind him, blindfolded him and he knelt down and lent forward. Nothing happened.

He waited several minutes until the prison warder tapped him on the shoulder and said “It looks like the execution has been delayed mate, you may as well take a walk around the block”

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