The Lemon Fool

(You know the hymn tune ....)


We spray the fields and scatter
The poison on the ground
So that no wicked wild flowers
Upon our farm be found.
We like whatever helps us
To line our purse with pence;
The twenty-four-hour broiler-house
And neat electric fence.


All concrete sheds around us
And Jaguars in the yard,
The telly lounge and deep-freeze
Are ours from working hard.


We fire the fields for harvest,
The hedges swell the flame,
The oak trees and the cottages
From which our fathers came.
We give no compensation,
The earth is ours today,
And if we lose on arable,
The bungalows will pay.


All concrete sheds around us
And Jaguars in the yard
The telly lounge and deep freeze
Are ours from working hard.

Betjeman loved the associated tune (‘Aurelia’ by Samuel Wesley) and also used it for another and better-known parody "The Church's Restoration"

Off at a slight tangent, but when I was little, we sang that hymn a lot at school.

I learned to read at a very young age and read a lot of comics.

I was too young to realise that the 2nd line was a continuation but I knew, from comics, that 'scatter' meant 'run away'.

So for many years I had this silly image of people ploughing the fields and then running away. Probably with an irate farmer chasing them.


Steve

I had a similar problem with Psalm 23:

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want."

So I spent most of my schooldays thinking that I do not want the Lord, as the alternative meaning of 'want' was lost on me. The modifying effect of the semicolon was similarly overlooked.

Watis

Which reminds me, for no particular reason, of Betjeman's ode to a strappingly-attractive farm girl called Pearl. (Yes, he was mostly straight, despite appearances.) Half doggerel, half sepia-tinted retro. One of the better tracks on my ancient vinyl copy of Betjeman's Banana Blush. (Recommended.)

https://genius.com/Sir-john-betjeman-ag ... ess-lyrics

BJ

Watis wrote:I had a similar problem with Psalm 23:

"The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want."

So I spent most of my schooldays thinking that I do not want the Lord, as the alternative meaning of 'want' was lost on me. The modifying effect of the semicolon was similarly overlooked.

Watis

"Want" has shifted in meaning from roughly "lack" to "desire". Which does make interpreting older texts confusing. As in this example (riddles may be a little off-topic, but there's a joke of sorts in there):

The poor have it
The rich want it
It is greater than God
It is more evil than the Devil
If you eat it, you will die
What is it?

Is it Time?

WickedLester wrote:Is it Time?

Don't think so.
What is greater than God?

Nothing then?

WickedLester wrote:Nothing then?

You know that I read your post to imply that there was no answer, then spent ages to come up with the same answer!

Yes, that's the correct answer. The poor have nothing, the rich want (lack) nothing. Nothing is greater than God, and nothing is more evil than the Devil. If you eat nothing, you will die.

"Time" was the unintentional correct answer Bilbo Baggins gave to one of the riddles in The Hobbit, which uses a similar idea:

This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats mountain down.

But this is the wrong board for riddles, so I really should add a joke.


What do liars do after they die?



Lie still.

Until 'autumn' took over, the season between August and November was called 'harvest'.

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When i was young there was a dance studio in the town where i lived, called Les Wildes.

For years I thought 'Les' was French (plural) for The
Until I realised it was the short form of Leslie.

[which looking it up just now "Origin:Scottish. Meaning:holly garden. Leslie is a gender-neutral name of Scottish origin that can help baby connect with their roots. It translates to “holly garden,” an evergreen plant with bright red berries that grows all over Scotland and beyond."]