There's a bank robbery in progress. All the staff and customers are laying face first on the floor.
All of a sudden one of the bank robbers face masks slips off and for a moment his face is exposed. He looks down at the people lying on the floor around him.....
'Did you see my face?' He asks the first guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! He shoots him dead.
'Did you see my face?' He asks the second guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! And the shoots him dead.
'Did YOU see my face?' He asks the third guy.
'No I didnt' he replies.
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.
....but the wife did.
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Bank Robbery
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Re: Bank Robbery
Tedx wrote:There's a bank robbery in progress. All the staff and customers are laying face first on the floor.
All of a sudden one of the bank robbers face masks slips off and for a moment his face is exposed. He looks down at the people lying on the floor around him.....
'Did you see my face?' He asks the first guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! He shoots him dead.
'Did you see my face?' He asks the second guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! And the shoots him dead.
'Did YOU see my face?' He asks the third guy.
'No I didnt' he replies.
.
.
.
....but the wife did.
Ted,
You're not married are you
AiY(D)
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Re: Bank Robbery
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:Tedx wrote:There's a bank robbery in progress. All the staff and customers are laying face first on the floor.
All of a sudden one of the bank robbers face masks slips off and for a moment his face is exposed. He looks down at the people lying on the floor around him.....
'Did you see my face?' He asks the first guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! He shoots him dead.
'Did you see my face?' He asks the second guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! And the shoots him dead.
'Did YOU see my face?' He asks the third guy.
'No I didnt' he replies.
.
.
.
....but the wife did.
Ted,
You're not married are you
AiY(D)
Not since the missus asked me for a new kitchen.
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Re: Bank Robbery
WickedLester wrote:...a new kitchen.
as distinct from asking your GP for some cream to nuke itching
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Re: Bank Robbery
jfgw wrote:Three armed men robbed a bank.
They should be easy to spot.
Julian F. G. W.
Lol. And in a similar vein...
Q: what's the difference between an African and an Indian elephant?
A: Only one of them is an elephant.
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