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Postby stevensfo » November 6th, 2023, 10:56 am

I just did an Internet search for 'Missing medieval servant boy'.

It came back with 'This paige cannot be found.'

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Postby WickedLester » November 7th, 2023, 7:46 pm

If you'd typed in head boy it'd have come back with Henry VIII.

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Postby UncleEbenezer » November 8th, 2023, 8:35 am

WickedLester wrote:If you'd typed in head boy it'd have come back with Henry VIII.

Nope. Beaten hands (and other things) down by Robespierre and his lover Mlle Guillotine.

Head girl being a young lady called Salome.

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Postby monabri » November 8th, 2023, 9:00 am

UncleEbenezer wrote:
WickedLester wrote:If you'd typed in head boy it'd have come back with Henry VIII.

Nope. Beaten hands (and other things) down by Robespierre and his lover Mlle Guillotine.

Head girl being a young lady called Salome.



Head Girl...I thought that was Gillian Taylforth?

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Postby kempiejon » November 8th, 2023, 9:45 am

There's a joke, pretty sure I heard it by Julian Clarey about rugby, homosexuality and public schools. When the master said head boy half the school knelt down.

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Postby Thruppennybit » November 11th, 2023, 4:18 pm


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Postby WickedLester » November 12th, 2023, 2:24 pm

Thruppennybit wrote:Reminds me of this headline...

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dI2mLonRycc/sddefault.jpg


Even better than "Agony of Di's Love Split" which I believe once appeared in the Sun

or

"Brown wrecked 'em" which apparently once appeared on the sports pages of my local rag.


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