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I stood in front of the mirror...

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I stood in front of the mirror...

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Postby Mike4 » January 27th, 2024, 9:48 pm

I stood in front of the full length mirror admiring my completely naked body, then a worrying thought crossed my mind... "Any minute now, I'm gonna get thrown out of Ikea..."

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Re: I stood in front of the mirror...

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Postby UncleEbenezer » January 27th, 2024, 11:41 pm

Well, that's one solution to being hopelessly lost in the maze.

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Re: I stood in front of the mirror...

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Postby Tedx » January 27th, 2024, 11:47 pm

Put me right off my meatballs.

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Re: I stood in front of the mirror...

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Postby mc2fool » January 27th, 2024, 11:53 pm

I hate to tell you but that full length life sized poster of the Poldark actor wasn't a mirror....


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