A police officer hears a gunshot from a house, runs around the back and finds a man dead on the kitchen floor.
Why did you shoot him ma’am?
He walked on my wet floor.
Officer calls the station and tells his sergeant what happened.
Have you arrested her?
No sarge, the floor is still wet.
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