Bond

[csearle]

James Bond is sitting in a bar with Jordan. Jordan: "James, thats a nice watch your wearing."

JB: "Thanks, I got this from Q. You know, it tells me anything I need to know. In fact it's telling me that your not wearing any knickers."

Jordan: "Well, James. It's wrong. I can assure you I am wearing knickers."

JB: "Bloody thing's an hour fast again!"


[Thanks Flure]

[WickedLester]

Is the date alright? You only have to pull the knob out halfway, twist it round a bit and push it back in.

[jfgw]

Is the date alright? You only have to pull the knob out halfway, twist it round a bit and push it back in.

DON'T DO THAT!!!, not unless you want to fire an exploding dart into someone. Or are you referring to Jordan, not the watch?


Julian F. G. W.

[bungeejumper]

Is the date alright? You only have to pull the knob out halfway, twist it round a bit and push it back in.

In a swanky bar? Am I the only Fool whose mind is boggling a little bit?

BJ

[WickedLester]

DON'T DO THAT!!!, not unless you want to fire an exploding dart into someone. Or are you referring to Jordan, not the watch?


Julian F. G. W.

Well what else is he supposed to do, he's already lost his licence to pill?