The wife and I had been arguing for days, until she finally cracked, "Go, Get out, just F off!" she yelled.
Before I could even start packing my bags, she had started throwing all my clothes out the window as well as smashing anything that was in her way.
Just as i went outside to start collecting the sprawled mess outside our house, she hissed "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death!"
That's when I walked back in and sat on the couch, "So you want me to stay?".
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Marital harmony
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brightncheerful
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tractorian
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Re: Marital harmony
My wife has been ill recently, so I covered her in lard. After that, she went downhill quickly.
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tractorian
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My wife accused me of being a dirty old man. What does she know about anything? She's only just turned 16.
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I was gutted when my girlfriend dumped me for being obsessed with football, we'd been together for 9 seasons.
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