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The oven ready bird

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The oven ready bird

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Postby TUK020 » December 25th, 2020, 3:45 pm

That was flapping, squawking and defecating all over the kitchen has now been cornered by Bozzer the Incompetent, and forced into the microwave.
Yes, it is still a turkey, but now it will be cooked, feathers and all.
"bonam escam et magnam" quoth the beaming Bozzer

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Re: The oven ready bird

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Postby GrahamPlatt » December 25th, 2020, 3:50 pm

It wasn’t a turkey, it was Boris’s goose.


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