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I'm the most grumpiest here

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AsleepInYorkshire
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I'm the most grumpiest here

#384906

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 8th, 2021, 10:44 pm

I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

  1. My polls are rubbish
  2. My jokes aren't funny
  3. I know crap all about finance
  4. I post way too many links to YouTube
  5. I've got no Bitcoin
  6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
  7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
  8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
  9. It's not Christmas or summer
  10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
  11. I can't go on holiday
  12. It's ruddy snowing here now
  13. Scotland stuffed England
  14. Eggs have gone up in price
  15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
  16. My boomerang won't come back
Beat that

AiY

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby Mike4 » February 8th, 2021, 10:53 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

[*]I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)


I'm struggling to resolve these two. If you're over 70 you get it NOW!

I suspect you haven't even done your 'O' Levels yet....

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby PinkDalek » February 8th, 2021, 10:56 pm

‘O’ Levels - get with it old timer. ;-)

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

#384921

Postby servodude » February 8th, 2021, 11:46 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:Beat that


"Thankfully Not Living in Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oxtg_OWEsY

- sd

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby UncleEbenezer » February 9th, 2021, 9:57 am

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

That's a big claim. Are you a Trump?

Beat that

Can't be [expletive deleted].

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

#384981

Postby kempiejon » February 9th, 2021, 10:05 am

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.
AiY


Grumpy enough to get upset when the grammar is not right - isn't it grumpiest or most grumpy.

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 9th, 2021, 12:01 pm

kempiejon wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.
AiY


Grumpy enough to get upset when the grammar is not right - isn't it grumpiest or most grumpy.

Heck I forgot to add bad at grammar to the list :lol:

Dobby will iron his hands

AiY
(Mr D)

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 9th, 2021, 12:02 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

That's a big claim. Are you a Trump?

Beat that

Can't be [expletive deleted].

I'm deflated

Couldn't you just pretend for a day :lol:

AiY
Grumpy

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

#385115

Postby Gerry557 » February 9th, 2021, 2:41 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

  1. My polls are rubbish
  2. My jokes aren't funny
  3. I know crap all about finance
  4. I post way too many links to YouTube
  5. I've got no Bitcoin
  6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
  7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
  8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
  9. It's not Christmas or summer
  10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
  11. I can't go on holiday
  12. It's ruddy snowing here now
  13. Scotland stuffed England
  14. Eggs have gone up in price
  15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
  16. My boomerang won't come back
Beat that

AiY


Regarding No 16, I'd be grumpy if I was sold a stick too! :D

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby EverybodyKnows » February 9th, 2021, 6:35 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

  1. My polls are rubbish
  2. My jokes aren't funny
  3. I know crap all about finance
  4. I post way too many links to YouTube
  5. I've got no Bitcoin
  6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
  7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
  8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
  9. It's not Christmas or summer
  10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
  11. I can't go on holiday
  12. It's ruddy snowing here now
  13. Scotland stuffed England
  14. Eggs have gone up in price
  15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
  16. My boomerang won't come back


Are you complaining or boasting!

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Re: I'm the most grumpiest here

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » February 9th, 2021, 6:52 pm

EverybodyKnows wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

  1. My polls are rubbish
  2. My jokes aren't funny
  3. I know crap all about finance
  4. I post way too many links to YouTube
  5. I've got no Bitcoin
  6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
  7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
  8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
  9. It's not Christmas or summer
  10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
  11. I can't go on holiday
  12. It's ruddy snowing here now
  13. Scotland stuffed England
  14. Eggs have gone up in price
  15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
  16. My boomerang won't come back


Are you complaining or boasting!

Oh I'm definitely boasting :lol:

It really does take a huge amount of effort and time to be as grumpy as I am :roll:

I'm particularly proud that I've taught myself everything I know ;)

AiY
(Mr D & Grumpy)


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