The Lemon Fool

I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

1. My polls are rubbish
2. My jokes aren't funny
3. I know crap all about finance
4. I post way too many links to YouTube
5. I've got no Bitcoin
6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
9. It's not Christmas or summer
10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
11. I can't go on holiday
12. It's ruddy snowing here now
13. Scotland stuffed England
14. Eggs have gone up in price
15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
16. My boomerang won't come back

Beat that

AiY

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

[*]I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)

I'm struggling to resolve these two. If you're over 70 you get it NOW!

I suspect you haven't even done your 'O' Levels yet....

‘O’ Levels - get with it old timer.

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:Beat that

"Thankfully Not Living in Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oxtg_OWEsY

- sd

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

That's a big claim. Are you a Trump?

Beat that

Can't be [expletive deleted].

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.
AiY

Grumpy enough to get upset when the grammar is not right - isn't it grumpiest or most grumpy.

kempiejon wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.
AiY

Grumpy enough to get upset when the grammar is not right - isn't it grumpiest or most grumpy.

Heck I forgot to add bad at grammar to the list

Dobby will iron his hands

AiY
(Mr D)

UncleEbenezer wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

That's a big claim. Are you a Trump?

Beat that

Can't be [expletive deleted].

I'm deflated

Couldn't you just pretend for a day

AiY
Grumpy

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

1. My polls are rubbish
2. My jokes aren't funny
3. I know crap all about finance
4. I post way too many links to YouTube
5. I've got no Bitcoin
6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
9. It's not Christmas or summer
10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
11. I can't go on holiday
12. It's ruddy snowing here now
13. Scotland stuffed England
14. Eggs have gone up in price
15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
16. My boomerang won't come back

Beat that

AiY

Regarding No 16, I'd be grumpy if I was sold a stick too!

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

1. My polls are rubbish
2. My jokes aren't funny
3. I know crap all about finance
4. I post way too many links to YouTube
5. I've got no Bitcoin
6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
9. It's not Christmas or summer
10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
11. I can't go on holiday
12. It's ruddy snowing here now
13. Scotland stuffed England
14. Eggs have gone up in price
15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
16. My boomerang won't come back

Are you complaining or boasting!

EverybodyKnows wrote:

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:I think I am qualified to be the grumpiest old fart here.

1. My polls are rubbish
2. My jokes aren't funny
3. I know crap all about finance
4. I post way too many links to YouTube
5. I've got no Bitcoin
6. I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
7. My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
8. I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
9. It's not Christmas or summer
10. I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
11. I can't go on holiday
12. It's ruddy snowing here now
13. Scotland stuffed England
14. Eggs have gone up in price
15. We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
16. My boomerang won't come back

Are you complaining or boasting!

Oh I'm definitely boasting

It really does take a huge amount of effort and time to be as grumpy as I am

I'm particularly proud that I've taught myself everything I know

AiY
(Mr D & Grumpy)