It's the thought that counts

[bungeejumper]

Well, I've finally had it with all this eco-friendly, namby-pamby, save-the-planet green recycling business. This afternoon the postman turned up with the shipment of gardening stuff that I'd ordered from Ebay last week. And with a very strange look on his face.

Yes, the Ebay vendor had opted to save the trees and the dolphins and the birds of the air by packing my goods into a leftover cardboard box which he just happened to have lying about the place. The fact that it was emblazoned, in inch-high bold lettering, with the words "COCOA BUTTER BUST CREAM" was presumably unintentional.

Or not. As he headed back toward his van, I could swear the bastard postman was sniggering.

BJ

[doolally]

The fact that it was emblazoned, in inch-high bold lettering, with the words "COCOA BUTTER BUST CREAM" was presumably unintentional.
BJ

Rather poor grammar in my inexpert opinion. COCOA BUTTON BROKEN CREAM would be better, whatever broken cream is.
doolally