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Ole and Lena

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laladonny
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Ole and Lena

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Postby laladonny » May 22nd, 2020, 12:32 am

I went fishing down at the sea this morning"
"Catch anything?"
"Aye, oi caught a whale"
"A whale, what did you do with it"
"Oi threw it back in"
"What did you do that for?"
"Most of the spokes were broken".
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Re: Ole and Lena

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Postby csearle » May 23rd, 2020, 10:47 pm

Excellent. :D
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Re: Ole and Lena

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Postby AleisterCrowley » May 24th, 2020, 12:53 am

Not sure what dialect it's supposed to be , but reminded me of the Aynuk and Ayli(Enoch and Eli) jokes based around the West Midlands/Black Country accent.
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Re: Ole and Lena

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Postby stevensfo » May 25th, 2020, 4:55 pm

AleisterCrowley wrote:Not sure what dialect it's supposed to be , but reminded me of the Aynuk and Ayli(Enoch and Eli) jokes based around the West Midlands/Black Country accent.


Could it be Brummie?

My Brummie friend invited me to a talk all about spice. I really like spicy food, so was looking forward to it.

Two hours of boring talk about stars and the big bang!

Steve
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Postby stewamax » May 25th, 2020, 7:30 pm

stevensfo wrote:Two hours of boring talk about stars and the big bang!

Sounds more Weinstein than Einstein...
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Re: Ole and Lena

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 25th, 2020, 7:36 pm

Whale oil be damned :lol:

AiYn'U
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Re: Ole and Lena

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Postby dabyzd119 » May 25th, 2020, 7:50 pm

Or Noddy Holder's phrase of a Kipotie
(drag it out)

meaning either a Kipper tie
or a Cup of tea
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Re: Ole and Lena

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Postby kempiejon » May 25th, 2020, 9:05 pm

I got invited to a spice party in Birmingham last week.

I went as sporty spice, everyone else was dressed as an astronaut,
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Postby csearle » May 26th, 2020, 8:55 pm

kempiejon wrote:I got invited to a spice party in Birmingham last week.

I went as sporty spice, everyone else was dressed as an astronaut,
Excellent!
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