I went fishing down at the sea this morning"
"Catch anything?"
"Aye, oi caught a whale"
"A whale, what did you do with it"
"Oi threw it back in"
"What did you do that for?"
"Most of the spokes were broken".
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Ole and Lena
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Re: Ole and Lena
Not sure what dialect it's supposed to be , but reminded me of the Aynuk and Ayli(Enoch and Eli) jokes based around the West Midlands/Black Country accent.
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AleisterCrowley wrote:Not sure what dialect it's supposed to be , but reminded me of the Aynuk and Ayli(Enoch and Eli) jokes based around the West Midlands/Black Country accent.
Could it be Brummie?
My Brummie friend invited me to a talk all about spice. I really like spicy food, so was looking forward to it.
Two hours of boring talk about stars and the big bang!
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stevensfo wrote:Two hours of boring talk about stars and the big bang!
Sounds more Weinstein than Einstein...
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Re: Ole and Lena
Or Noddy Holder's phrase of a Kipotie
(drag it out)
meaning either a Kipper tie
or a Cup of tea
(drag it out)
meaning either a Kipper tie
or a Cup of tea
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Re: Ole and Lena
I got invited to a spice party in Birmingham last week.
I went as sporty spice, everyone else was dressed as an astronaut,
I went as sporty spice, everyone else was dressed as an astronaut,
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Excellent!kempiejon wrote:I got invited to a spice party in Birmingham last week.
I went as sporty spice, everyone else was dressed as an astronaut,
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