Now some people think this is an outrageous amount, however I beg to differ.
I think she should be paid £5m. However we should deduct minimum wage for each hour the company discharges sewage throughout the year, which in 2023 amounted to nearly 450,000 hours.
Which basically means that if she doesn't pull her socks up she gets bugger all, which I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't object to.
Thoughts on penalty related performance pay packages welcome
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Paul