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Another dream
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- Lemon Half
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Another dream
My mate was telling me that as a child he used to imagine growing up to be a plumber.
I asked him why he didn't pursue that as a career.
He said it was just a pipe dream.
I asked him why he didn't pursue that as a career.
He said it was just a pipe dream.
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Re: Another dream
There's always some spanner that has to ruin the thread for everyone. Still, we solder on.
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Re: Another dream
Tedx wrote:Enoughbto drive U round the bend
Agree, this thread has gone right down the pan.
But copper load of this. I've spent my whole life fighting the cistern, and I'm not about to stop, cock.
BJ
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Re: Another dream
bungeejumper wrote:Tedx wrote:Enoughbto drive U round the bend
Agree, this thread has gone right down the pan.
But copper load of this. I've spent my whole life fighting the cistern, and I'm not about to stop, cock.
BJ
More power to your elbow.
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Re: Another dream
One whiff of a pun and, the next thing you know, the whole thing explodes!
We need to arrest this surge of puns. We need a Sentinel to inhibit this sort of thing.
Julian F. G. W.
We need to arrest this surge of puns. We need a Sentinel to inhibit this sort of thing.
Julian F. G. W.
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Re: Another dream
jfgw wrote:One whiff of a pun and, the next thing you know, the whole thing explodes!
We need to arrest this surge of puns. We need a Sentinel to inhibit this sort of thing.
Julian F. G. W.
true
someone should pull the plug
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Re: Another dream
My plumber had an accident fitting the toilet, his life flushed before his eyes.
I'll get my coat
I'll get my coat
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Re: Another dream
Here lie the remains of Armitage Ware
of Portslade in Sussex
Who died without care.
(I can't remember the next few lines, but the ending is)
and don't kick the bucket
like Armitage Ware.
of Portslade in Sussex
Who died without care.
(I can't remember the next few lines, but the ending is)
and don't kick the bucket
like Armitage Ware.
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